"Happy B-Day Bitch"

Nothing says 'Happy Birthday' better than a hand chiselled corn on the cob with the word 'Bitch' immediately after it! Show your friend that you are thinking of them on there special day, in your own fucked up kinda way! You can remain completely anonymous, or not, and have the option of including a free note/message to go with the cob. A portion of your sale goes towards US farmers aids and resources.