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"Eat Dick"
"Eat Dick"
"Eat Dick"
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"Eat Dick"

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Don't save your mouth for the corn... "Eat Dick" instead! Just imagine the genuine confusion of someone receiving this at their front door. Perhaps they'll know exactly why they got it, or maybe they'll spend a few minutes wondering what mistakes in life they have made to receive such a time consuming hand carved piece of fuckery that compliments their dickhead attitude better than they'll ever know. Order an "Eat Dick" today and send it to all of your worse enemies or co-workers anonymously. A portion of your proceeds go to helping aid and resources for US farmers.