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...or create your own!
Inside jokes are funnier when they anonymously show up on your front door on a corn on the cob
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After you customize your message, and add the cob to your cart, checkout as usual and make the shipping address go to anyone and anywhere you'd like.
All orders are shipped 100% anonymously.