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All orders are snail mailed 100% anonymously. Nobody will know who sent it.

(unless you want them to, you creepy bastard)

Custom Cob

Custom Cob

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Includes free shipping! Orders typically ship within 5 business days. 

Because of the nature of a corn cob, we are only able to carve out 3 lines of text on one cob, each line with a maximum of 6 characters.



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...And many more!

Or write your own with custom text!

Send one to anybody!

Say it's from anyone.

You will remain 100% anonymous

Free shipping in the continental US!

After you customize your message, and add the cob to your cart, checkout as usual and make the shipping address go to anyone and anywhere you'd like.

All orders are shipped 100% anonymously.

A portion of each sale goes towards resources that help farmers with disabilities continue to thrive.

"WTF"

"WTF"

$19.99
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Nothing makes you think "wtf?!?" more than a cob of corn with all of the kernels ripped off except for the letters: "WTF"! Imagine the face of the poor person who has to open up a mysterious cardboard tube, just to find this wonderfully hand carved cob of corn, perfectly mirroring their feelings in that very moment. Send it anonymously or not, and with/without a message. A portion of your sale goes to helping resources for US farmers.


This was the best gift I have ever received.

No one ever

But... why tho??

Cody

Who told you this was a good idea?

Richard